1. This is where I admit I have a real soft spot for Westerns; there’s just something about a man on a horse with a rope in his hand, a whip at his thigh … And if said man’s in possession of an ‘exploding package’? Well, what can I say … 🙂

    Thank you so much for joining in with the EuphOff again, Maria. It’s an absolute pleasure to have you back again for Part Deux!


    PS – I *adored* this:
    “As his fingers touched her, she remembered all the times Willy’s willy had plundered her petals. All the times the old prospector’s mining trolley had lumbered down her throbbing tunnel of love, all the times his pick-axe had struck liquid gold hammering her depths.”
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  2. a wank-promising wink. – my favourite phrase.

    This was such a full story, with a great twist and some really epic and classy euphamisms. I’m not a western fan usually – but I loved this wholeheartedly.

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